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Listening closely, Austin Walker
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[20 Dec 2007|10:58pm] |
I Am A: Chaotic Good Elf Wizard (3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-11
Dexterity-12
Constitution-13
Intelligence-17
Wisdom-14
Charisma-17
Alignment:
Chaotic Good A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit. However, chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment because it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves.
Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.
Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus</a></b> (e-mail)
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[11 Nov 2007|10:44pm] |
Alright, it's official
I've start a new blog, one for pseudo-professional writing. Check it out at http://allcritique.blogspot.com
don't feel ashamed to post and disagree with me. I'm a dick. I can handle it. It'll take some time to get going, but i need to force myself to do... something... with my free time.
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[13 Aug 2007|06:27pm] |
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You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
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| Resident Evil 5 |
[01 Aug 2007|01:20pm] |
Recently, Kotaku ran this story: http://kotaku.com/gaming/zombie-racism/black-looks-on-re-5-racism-284725.php. In brief, the article that they link to Kym Platt's "Black Looks" argues that Capcom's trailer for RE5 is racist. The exerpt Kotaku gives is "This is problematic on so many levels, including the depiction of Black people as inhuman savages, the killing of Black people by a white man in military clothing, and the fact that this video game is marketed to children and young adults. Start them young... fearing, hating, and destroying Black people."
Posters on Kotaku were, all in all, in an uproar:
BY STRIKEROBI AT 10:29 AM
This is retarded. It takes place in Africa... the majority of the African population is black... of course the zombies are black. It's not like Resident Evil is racist or something. This is the fifth game and the first time anybody has complained. You didn't see Spanish people freaking out over Resident Evil 4... Just shut up already with your white guilt.
BY EXPLODINGMAN AT 10:38 AM
Dumb bitch should see how white zombies were depicted in previous RE titles. Sheesh.
BY THANATOS- AT 10:41 AM
It really pisses me off when people play the race card. And this is just ridiculous. Saw it coming though.
BY HUXLEYHOBBES AT 10:54 AM
This is quite clearly someone who has a personal interest in making a big deal out of non-issues. The sheer lack of knowledge or reasearch (You can literally tell she didn't even go to Wikipedia for two minutes) shines through and discredits anything she could say.
No commenter image uploaded BY ILLUMINEART AT 01:44 PM
I think what she's saying is that she wants this game to be set in LA, with Rodney King as the main character, who goes around killing white zombie cops.
Obviously she's one chick that needs to end up in a multiracial gang bang to loosen up that sand in her vag :P
Everyone is entitled to their opinion... Except that last guy, what a douche.
My take after the ( jump )
But maybe I just take my "games" too seriously.
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[03 Mar 2007|02:13am] |
Hey all
Got a new phone, Motorola KRZR K1m
Have all of your numbers already, but I am gonna start putting on custom ringtones soon, and I'd like to know what you would each like, if anything. Gimme the name and artist of the song you want, and what part of the song you'd like. Gimme an IM or a call or a text or just reply here and lemme know.
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[09 Jan 2007|01:36pm] |
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
| Spider-Man |
| 90% |
| Green Lantern |
| 70% |
| Iron Man |
| 60% |
| Superman |
| 55% |
| The Flash |
| 45% |
| Hulk |
| 45% |
| Batman |
| 40% |
| Supergirl |
| 35% |
| Catwoman |
| 35% |
| Robin |
| 32% |
| Wonder Woman |
| 20% |
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You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Dr. Doom
| Dr. Doom |
| 65% |
| Apocalypse |
| 62% |
| Lex Luthor |
| 52% |
| Magneto |
| 50% |
| Juggernaut |
| 48% |
| Mr. Freeze |
| 44% |
| Kingpin |
| 43% |
| Poison Ivy |
| 35% |
| Catwoman |
| 28% |
| Venom |
| 27% |
| Dark Phoenix |
| 27% |
| The Joker |
| 26% |
| Green Goblin |
| 24% |
| Two-Face |
| 16% |
| Riddler |
| 14% |
| Mystique |
| 12% |
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Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
| How to make a QuantumBlaze |
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts brilliance
3 parts |
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy! |
Personality cocktailFrom Go-Quiz.com| You Have A Type A- Personality |
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds |
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| This post is almost exclusively for Sean and Art, and debatably Jeremy |
[05 Dec 2006|04:57am] |
Just heard the lastest Ghostface Killah CD, the last track is a remix of his big single from his last single, "Back Like That" which featured Ne-Yo. Now, what you might say is "Hey, didn't his last album ALSO feature a remix of this song? Why, yes, yes it did. But this one has Kanye West on it. Here's the best part of his verse:
We hit the spot to chill, where the food get grilled,
She order the Kobe beef like Shaquille O'Neal
Second I walked in the whole room got still
I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.
Hot.
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| Best of Even Stevphen |
[21 Sep 2006|05:30pm] |
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Brillianter
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| Oberman, the only news worth watching this 9/11 |
[12 Sep 2006|01:20am] |
Keith Oberman's Special Comment on 9/11/06
Man.
Keith really shines here; if someone had been convinced that Oberman was
just a "scaled back" Stewart, this denies that accusation. He manages to
have the referential knowledge and popular appeal of Jon, but is able to
outright condemn the administration, words out in public, out from
behind jokes, clever and witty though they may be. Stewart and Colbert
have their place, and I think finally Keith Oberman has found his.
He's come a long way since ESPN - this monologue proves that.
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[06 Sep 2006|11:48am] |
The Oracle
33% Extroversion, 100% Intuition, 27% Emotiveness, 100% Perceptiveness
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Heuristic, detached, and analytical to a fualt, you are most like The Oracle. You are able to tackle any subject with a fine toothed comb, and you possess an ability to pinpoint nuances and shades of meaning that other people do not have and cannot understand. Accomplishment and realization of ideas are, for you, secondary to the rigorous exploration of ideas and questions -- you are, first and foremost, a theorist. You hate authority, convention, tradition, and under no circumstances do you accept a leadership role (although, you will gladly advise leadership when they're going astray, whether they want you to or not). Abstraction and generalities are your interests, details and particulars are usually inconsequential and uninteresting. You excel at language, mathematics and philosophy.
You are typically easy-going and non-confrontational until someone violates one of the very few principles that you deem sacred, at which point you can fly into a rage. Although you possess a much greater understanding of process and systems than the people around you, you are always conscious of the possibility that you've missed something or made a mistake. You don't tend to become attached to particular theories, and will immediately discard mistaken notions once they're revealed to be incorrect (but you don't tolerate iconoclasts who try to discredit validated theories through the use of fallacies and bad data). Despite being outwardly humble, you probably think of yourself as being smarter than most other people. That's because you are. In fact, in your dealings with people your understanding of their motives is so expansive that you know what they're going to say before they say it, and in world affairs, you usually know what is going to take place before it actually does. This ability would make you unbeatable in debates if only you were a little less pensive about your own conclusions, and a little more outgoing.
Famous people like you: Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Adam Smith, Thomas Jefferson, John McWhorter, Ramanujan, Marie Curie, Kurt Godel
Stay clear of: Apollo, Icarus, Hermes, Aphrodite
Seek out: Atlas, Prometheus, Daedalus
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on Extroversion | | You scored higher than 99% on Intuition | | You scored higher than 99% on Emotiveness | | You scored higher than 99% on Perceptiveness |
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Real post this weekend, after all classes have started.
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[30 Aug 2006|11:35pm] |
the Wit
(66% dark, 23% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
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your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on darkness | | You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity | | You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity |
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic
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Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy | | You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant | | You scored higher than 99% on patriotic |
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| you still can't swing this high |
[25 Aug 2006|01:45am] |
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god damn I need to shave and cut my hair.
I'm rocking the macbook pro these days, it seems.
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| I know I'm white and all, |
[24 Aug 2006|12:54am] |
...but Matt Silvestri got more black people than me...
Also, what?
ArtAttak (12:45:40 AM): i hate this celebrity thing
ArtAttak (12:45:47 AM): the picture thing
ArtAttak (12:45:51 AM): on people's ljs
ArtAttak (12:45:53 AM): hate it
WreckTheLaw (12:45:56 AM): oh me too
ArtAttak (12:46:10 AM): i think dalts ruined anna paquin for me
ArtAttak (12:46:23 AM): and she is hot
ArtAttak (12:46:41 AM): but now i'm gonna thing she's 55% dalts
ArtAttak (12:48:23 AM): Silvestri doesnt look like denzel at all in that picture
ArtAttak (12:48:27 AM): or in like life
WreckTheLaw (12:48:32 AM): well, he does have poultry in his mouth
WreckTheLaw (12:50:22 AM): I got 0 black guys
WreckTheLaw (12:50:24 AM): zero
ArtAttak (12:50:35 AM): haha
ArtAttak (12:51:09 AM): who did you get?
WreckTheLaw (12:52:43 AM): Chester Bennington from Linkin Park, Elton John, Dougie Poynter (who?), Poul Nyrup Rasmusen, Jack Osbourne, Sean Lennon, Elvis Costello, Paul Walker, Aki Hakala, Philip Seymour Hoffman
ArtAttak (12:53:02 AM): elton john?
WreckTheLaw (12:53:09 AM): All guys with glasses except Paul Walker
WreckTheLaw (12:53:12 AM): WHO HAS MY LAST NAME
WreckTheLaw (12:57:41 AM): fuck, I gotta remake this with Poul Nyrup Rasumussen, dude's the prime minsister of denmark
ArtAttak (12:57:44 AM): is the smile what got you elton john?
WreckTheLaw (12:57:51 AM): And the president of the party of european socialists
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[16 Aug 2006|10:58pm] |
Zorg
35% Evil, 65% Intelligence, 60% Common Sense | Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg -- Zorg for short -- is the President and CEO of Zorg Industries, a large, mammoth corporate empire that specializes in firearms, spacecraft, and employs most of New York City's cab drivers. Zorg himself is a shrewd and ruthless businessman. He knows what he wants, and usually knows how to get it. He is also not afraid to get his own hands dirty to get a job done when his henchmen fail to do it properly the first time.
Zorg has a moderate rating in all three categories as he is generally regarded as one of the more successful of Evil Overlords (for a human, at least), although his end was brought about by the very people he betrayed.
Quote:
Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on Evil | | You scored higher than 99% on Intelligence | | You scored higher than 99% on Common Sense |
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